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I Discovered The Ultimate Conspiracy Theory

October 19, 2011

I have discovered the ultimate conspiracy. By carefully studying the world’s greatest conspiracy theories I came to a realization. Some people think gray aliens took over the world and work alongside our governments. Some people think shape-changing reptilian aliens secretly dominate the world (similar to the aliens in the TV series “V”) Some people think international bankers secretly took over the world. Some think wealthy “elites” took over the world and want a “new world order” with a single government. Some think it was a secret society with an interest in the occult–the Illuminati–who secretly took over the world. Others think it was satanists or witches who secretly took over the world.

Notice something in common about all these conspiracy theories? They all say that some group secretly took over the world! That proves that they are all true. These theories are not as “mutually incompatible” as you might think. The truth is that a secret society of international bankers called the “Illuminati” has taken over the world–a group of satanist witch reptilian aliens of gray complexion who want one world government.

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